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So what exactly is a bozo explosion ?

Since I just made up that term lets define it.

Bozo Explosion: An ever increasing congregation of Bozo’s within a single demographic.

The Information Technology Bozo

The I.T. Bozo comes in two flavors:

1. The Multi Skill I.T. Bozo.
2. The Got No Clue I.T. Bozo.

First the Multi Skill I.T. Bozo – A Work of Pure Genius

This is a multi skilled person specialized in many fields. He or she is:

1. A master at dissemination of misinformation with both precision and accuracy.
2. Possesses the uncanny ability to hold a 2 hour meeting with heated debates about complex topics such as “how to flip a coin”.
3. A perfectionist at the art of blaming others. The I.T. Bozo is equipped with blame defense and redirection systems far more advanced than the U.S. ballistic missile defense systems.
4. A work of genius when it comes to being politically correct the I.T. Bozo has an unbroken track record of saying the right thing at the right time every single time.

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Next the Got No Clue I.T. Bozo – A Work Art

This person is a creation of wonder and awe, beautiful in the eye of any beholder. He or she is:

One with a C.V. that brings tears of joy to the eyes of any employer.

With no less than 20 years of experience in every known technology, their sum total experience would make them older than the pyramids of egypt.

The ability to baffle anyone with high tech terms such as “lorem ipsum gypsum server” and “”